"Listen, instead of bowing to the demands of the skivvy, crook type, how 'bout you just install the motherboards yourself into those open arcade cabinets" If you'll excuse me I'm off to find my lost dog Champ" I'm afraid I can't hang around and chat though. I was just feeling a bit stuffy hanging around in that noggin of yours so I figured I'd step out for some fresh air. Now if you don't mind I'll be taking my dog and leaving now" I appreciate your help but your services will no longer be needed. "I'm here to take possession of my beloved canine Champ. Why not take a visit to that movie star Zack Ward guy. "Hey, Einstein, you're only getting scraps from these peasants. "C'mon, ya know you wanna test that Shrinky Dink cure on someone" And remember, whatever you do, have no regrets *sinister laughing*" Tune in next week, same time, same place for the continuing adventures in the life of the Postal Dude. "Or you could just blow the place to hell" "You better accept this game unless you wanna see your insides strewn across those moral grounds" "What're you waiting for? Christmas? Just go through that door already" I wonder what, or who, you could test it on" It'd be a waste if you left without checking to make sure the damn thing's even effective. "Hey, you went to all that trouble to get that cure. Why not just head through that "Employees Only" door and grab the chemicals yourself?" My, what wonderful places you bring us to" "Spending the night in a dank, putrid cave on a mattress built for a midget. "Hey look! There's some of your stuff! I bet if you search around you'll find the rest of the items you carelessly misplaced" Without the pesky hassle of asking you first of course" "Looks like some helpful townsfolk decided to lighten your load for you. Why not take the stage and enthrall the crowd with your golden voice?" "Hm, no one's looking, might as well just walk in and help yourself" Maybe you should stop by and see if he's willing to part with those child star royalties" "Say, it looks like former child star Zack Ward has opened his winter wonderland compound to the public. He was no longer a mere man or dude, for he was forever to be revered in the eyes of the people as the Postal God" With none left to oppose him, he would become the ruler supreme of this lost paradise. "And so, with the defeat of the last faction leader, the last obstacle standing before the Postal Dude fell. "Well, I guess that's the end of that chapter" In retrospect, I think we may have a bit more in common than you think" Just head through that "Employees Only" door and take matters into your own hands" "C'mon, you've got better things to do than just sitting around waiting. "I'm sure whatever lies beyond that door is a lot more interesting than waiting here" How do you plan to get out of this one Skippy?" "Yep, looks like it's another fine mess you've gotten yourself into. A list of all Postal 2: Paradise Lost Postal Dude voice lines in alphabetical order with attached.
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